Astral Warrior Handbook

Everyone wants to be one, honestly. The stoic, the serene, the severe, all the magical adepts, Magisters Templi, and Ipsissimuses you will ever meet secretly yearns for the freedom of absolute Power they can access on the Astral Planes. 

None of us are innocent, either, of donning our Astral Avatars to wander through the realm looking for fun adventures, misbehaving demons, and young magicians just stumbling into their talents who are setting up astral cults to tear apart. I doubt many would admit it, but when you're bored, feeling rusty, or itching to put some new ability to the test, even an accomplished magician begins muttering words that sound a lot like “Malcha betharsism hed beruah schehalim…” as they drift into deep meditations. 

With the current trend among Christian Fundamentalists of “Imprecatory Magic,” I felt now was as good of a time as any to provide the occult community with some thoughts on addressing this concern. I won’t go into too much detail, as I’m sure I’ll still be selling this book long after the original audience has taken care of the Imprecatory Prayer Warriors trying to kill Trump by cursing him with Psalm 108. However, regardless of the political and religious landscape of the time you’re reading this, I am positive there are cabals of humans wrapped up in dalliances within the Astral Realm that you need to address. Whether it’s a group of psychic vampires, inner city gang magicians, or the Neo-Spanish Inquisition, the astral techniques presented here will come in handy.

 Here in this book I present to you the techniques and some tricks I've picked up in Astral Warfare as I've progressed through the more serious pursuits of Theurgy in my Great Work. I'm not going to talk a lot about how important the Work really is, but this book's primary purpose is to create entertainment, providing you with the skills, tools, and empowerments you require to be an ass-kicking son of a bitch on the Astral Plane. Or just plain bitch, for the ladies.